My new year's resolution this year is to break all my new year's resolutions today by noon.
But if I break them all, then, by definition, I haven't broken them all. So by breaking all my resolutions, I haven't broken all my resolutions, which means that even if I do something, I will have accomplished nothing.
My head hurts now.
And I didn't even drink very much last night.
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