Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius
(Singer: Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Paper Reader in a Public Men's Room Guy
(Mr. Paper Reader in the Public Men's Room Guy)
So what if there's only two sit down toilets,
your name's on one of them and so's your butt.
(Make yourself at home)
There's headlines to read, and the Bucs recap
So everyone else can just wait their turn.
(Hope you can hold it)
Sure there's other people jumping up and down waiting,
but you've got Dear Abby to read
(Just take a number)
'Cause when you do what a man's gotta do at home
Your mom gets all in your face about how she pays the mortgage.
(It's your bathroom, so what?)
Because after six helpings of cheese enchiladas with refried beans
There's nothing like a long relax with the Times to make everything better.
(I feel ten pounds lighter)
So here's to you Mr. Sultan of the Stalls
Because thanks to you, we all get our cardio looking frantically for another place
to do our business
(Mr. Paper Reader in the Public Men's Room Guy)
Anheuser Busch, Brouwerijplein, 1, Belgium
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