Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius
(Singer: Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Speaker Phone in a Cubicle Farm Guy
(Mr. Speaker Phone in a Cubicle Farm Guy)
You know that the best way to build a team at work is to share,
so you share every detail of every phone call you've ever made.
(Even to your proctologist)
Why be burdened with a head set or holding the receiver
when you can have your hands free to play solitaire on your computer?
(Red four on the black five)
So when you talk dirty to your wife or girlfriend, we can all share the embarrassment
Specially when you misdialed and called the wrong one.
(Who knows a good divorce lawyer?)
Life is hard, and picking up the receiver is harder.
So why bother?
Just crank it up, like that rap music you play in the car with the windows down.
(Yo dog, I've got a deliverable)
So here's to you Mr. Speaker Phone in the Cubicle Farm Guy
for making the living hell of your life
our living hell as well.
(Mr. Speaker Phone in a Cubicle Farm Guy)
Anheuser Busch, Someplace in Scandinavia.
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